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You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never going to make it.

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Hello, welcome to my corner of the internet! This website is my personal sanctuary, born out of a desire to reclaim the online world from commercialization and create a space where I can share my passions and interests. As you navigate through these virtual halls, please bear in mind that I'm still a beginner HTML/CSS user, so you might encounter a few bumps along the way. But I promise you, it's all part of the charm. Thanks for stopping by!

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